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Saturday, January 06, 2007
********Pick the month u were born in***********January: I ate pizza withFebruary: I hateMarch: I rapedApril: I get horny when i seeMay: I loveJune: I made a porno withJuly: I cooked pasta withAugust: I kissedSeptember: I didOctober: I pissed onNovemeber: I shotDecember: I masterbated 2 pictures of********Pick the date of your birthday*********1: Quagmire2: The Colts3: My Mom4: The Village People5: My Cousin6: The mailman7: Jessica Simpson8: Some Randon Chick9: Derek Jeter10: A Fat Guy11: A Kit-Kat Bar12: My Dog Skippy13: The Cable Guy14: A Pimp Gangsta15: John Stamos16: A bum17: Britney Spears18: A DVD Player19: This Farmer20: A Lesbian21: A Pile of Dog Shit22: The McDonalds Cashier23: AC/DC24: Ludacris25: A cop26: Mi Neighbor's Cat27: Jerry Springer28: A Retarded Frog29: Spiderman30: Hilary Duff31: A Zombie*********Pick the First Letter of Ur first Name**********A: Because i got highB: Because i like taco bellC: Because im kool like thatD: Because no1 likes meE: Because i want fast foodF: Because my mom told me 2G: Because i hate RussiansH: Because i wanted to be his bitchI: Because i am gayJ: Because i had too much vodkaK: Because i had kidsL: Because they suckM: Because im a ninjaN: Because im mentally unstableO: Because im the koolest person everP: Because i ate shellfishQ: Because i just had breakfastR: Because im cookoo for coco puffsS: Because i got drunkT: Because im gangstaU: Because i dont like mint ice creamV: Because i love wafflesW: Because im a dirty mexicanX: Because i have a last name that starts with an XY: Because im blondeZ: Because i have a third nipple
