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Saturday, January 06, 2007

********Pick the month u were born in***********
January: I ate pizza with
February: I hate
March: I raped
April: I get horny when i see
May: I love
June: I made a porno with
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I kissed
September: I did
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I masterbated 2 pictures of
********Pick the date of your birthday*********1: Quagmire
2: The Colts
3: My Mom
4: The Village People
5: My Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Randon Chick
9: Derek Jeter
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: My Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: John Stamos
16: A bum
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20: A Lesbian
21: A Pile of Dog Shit
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: AC/DC
24: Ludacris
25: A cop
26: Mi Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Hilary Duff
31: A Zombie

*********Pick the First Letter of Ur first Name**********
A: Because i got high
B: Because i like taco bell
C: Because im kool like that
D: Because no1 likes me
E: Because i want fast food
F: Because my mom told me 2
G: Because i hate Russians
H: Because i wanted to be his bitch
I: Because i am gay
J: Because i had too much vodka
K: Because i had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because im a ninja
N: Because im mentally unstable
O: Because im the koolest person ever
P: Because i ate shellfish
Q: Because i just had breakfast
R: Because im cookoo for coco puffs
S: Because i got drunk
T: Because im gangsta
U: Because i dont like mint ice cream
V: Because i love waffles
W: Because im a dirty mexican
X: Because i have a last name that starts with an X
Y: Because im blonde
Z: Because i have a third nipple

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

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Monday, January 01, 2007

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