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aFghANz
wen u go to a family picnic,u pack half of ur home wit u, & u & ur relatives wil occupy half of da beach.

Your dad swears at you with words that affect himself. (bachi sag, haraami).


Ur bday is on da 1st of januay unless u were born in a western country.

Instead of saying “onestly” u say “honestly”...(dnt wory u werent da only1..its an afghan thing)

when Shops have sale they call your mom.

wen u go to da supermarket every single family member takes a trolly.

Ur dads name starts wf doctor,engineer,haji or mawlawi.


Ur parents always compare u to their own childhood.

You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school.


Your parents were ranked first in school.

You hide everything from your parents, but they still think they know everything about you, and make you believe that they actually do.

ur parents are never happy with what you've achieved. If you get achieve dey say “go bokho kati dars khaandanet " u get merit dey say "besharm” u get excellent dey say “dega chand nafar excellent gereft”

wen 2 afg gurls r engagd in a conversation dey r eidr gossiping or praising eachoder.

When you FLY BACK home you find 20 people waiting for you at the airport, & u notic u got da most bags.

Every time you fly back home you meet relatives you never knew existed, and they look nothing like your family.


Your relatives alone could populate a small city.


You teach Westerners to swear words in your language

If you are 25 and not married yet, your parents make you feel that you are getting too old.

u insist on letting ur fone ring 5 times b4 u answer it.


u get discounts evrywhere an afghan works, eventho uve neva seen dem b4.

Wen u bump in2 anoda afghan on da street it takes u half an hour to jst greet dem.

Deas always sumthing rong wf afghan weddings according to da guests.

u claim to hate indian movies yet uve seen every single one.


U hv da biggest tv in da neighbourhood & its on 24/7.

Deas always screaming shouting & loud music in ur house bt wen a neighbour throws a party u get all grumpy & complain.


U always get shocking reactions wen u tell westerners da number of siblings in ur family.

Ur siblings names always rhyme “lailema,gul aaraa, najeebulla,gul aghaa”


U always mock oda western afghans getting married to afghans bk home bt u end up da same.


No1 in da neighbourhood has beaten ur record of taking out da most garbage every week.


Its an afghan tradition to hv an extra person in da car siting on sum1s lap & wen a cop car goes by every1 in ur car luks da most suspicious.

Most halls now hv a policy to not let afghans rent it becos afta every party it ends up luking lyk a pigsty.

No matter how gud u luk in an afghan party according to every1 else deas stil sumthing rong "sumthing i jst cnt seem to put my finger on".


U drink tea everywhere, & al da tym…winter,summer,weding,beach,par
k ,airplane,skool…

Gossiping is lyk a tradition dat cnt be broken no matter how hard u try. u lern it 4rm a very young age, & by da tym ur 20 ur a proffesional gossiper.

You get really excited and call your whole family to the room when there is a special or a documentary on afghans on CNN or SBS.


Members of your family start to come over your house at 11:00PM and don't leave until 3:00am.

everytym u hav family friends over u make sure da guests room is redy,deres a 90% chance dat dey mite stay da nite.

Your parents stil yell on da phone wen talking to sum1 bk home.(dey dnt quiet understand dt telecommunication has improved..no need to yell mum da neighbours gona complain agen.).

You must film all the food on the table when you have a special occasion.

Your parents have to buy everything thats half price.

Your parents never ever eat out.(& god forbid u geting caught eating out.)


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